Frisch per E-Mail eingetroffen und leider kenne ich den Urheber nicht - aber ich habe mich soooo köstlich amüsiert!!!!!
The
boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned
in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a
child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy
home?'
' Yes, he's out in the
garden ,' whispered the small voice. 'May I talk with
him?'
The child
whispered,
' No .' ; So the boss asked, 'Well, is your Mommy there?'
' Yes, she's out in the garden too '& the boss asked; 'May I
talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No .' Hoping there was
somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody
else
there?' ' Yes ,'
whispered the child, ' a
policeman.. ' Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home,
the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' ' No, he's
busy
, ' whispered
the child. 'Busy doing what?' ' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and
the police dog men. ' Growing more worried as he
heard a loud noise in the
background, the boss asked, 'What is that
noise?' ' It's a helicopter ' answered the whispering
voice. 'What is going on?' demanded the boss, now truly
concerned. ' 'I think the search team just arrived' 'A search team?' said the boss
frantically 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young
voice replied with a muffled giggle.... ' ME '
!!!
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